![]() ![]() When you tell yourself things like these when you lowkey know your New Year resolutions are full of crap. They eventually become New Year Resolutions like these. With all the pro’s and con’s to making resolutions, it is time to take a break from the doom and gloom. Here’s a tip for your next year’s Secret Santa-. 100+ Funny New Year Resolution Memes 2023. The New Year Resolutions and losing weight is a love story that’ll never end. Some things just don’t change, but at least there’s hope. Some legit goals for the New Year’s right there, people! And raise both your hands if your face is exactly like this when they say, “I’ll learn to be happier, I’ll learn to laugh!”, well, good for you, my friend. Raise your hand if you know someone who says this every year. Fitness resolutions are funny, ‘coz everyone’s guilty of thinking of them and never implementing them! This is literally everyone you know on the 2 nd of January no wonder the beginning of the year is the most profitable time for gyms. (Yes, the thing that truly affirms the infamous saying “Promises are meant to be broken”.) The internet’s masterpiece memes about everyone’s collective hatred for New Year Resolutions are the only thing funnier than the actual resolutions, so, here are our 8 favourite memes that you can’t not not relate to… Every day I’m going to be a better person than the day before.As 2017 draws to a close, we thought why not talk about the most obvious topic of discussion that knows no gender, age or time–New Year Resolutions. Instead I’m making daily promises to myself. It’s also the one that gets abandoned the fastest. Good luck with your resolutions for the upcoming year Weight loss is the biggest New Year’s resolution for people each year. The New Year, New Me trend makes my eyes roll into the back of my head. Let me know what your goals are for the year and how you plan on reaching them, I love to hear from you! For me, I’m not making any resolutions this year. Here are some funny New Year’s resolutions memes to make you feel better about the year. No one ever died from not eating a pizza. Choose to reward yourself with luxuries like massages or a new watch when you reach your goal, not with food.Sleep in your sports bra if you have to, I do. The less time you have to make excuses not to go to the gym the better. Get up and workout first thing in the morning.Make giant circuits for yourself and move from 1 exercise to the next so you’re not sitting on a machine on your phone. They come, they go, you feel bad when you forget about them a week after you set them, and your gym is so crowded you miss snagging a bike at spin class. Make the most of your time at the gym.Bonus points if you choose burpees, you’re really nailing it! Or what ever you feel helps you the most. This means while you’re at work or at home designate a spot where every time you walk by you hafta do push-ups or sit ups. Make yourself what I call a “hafta” station.Every time you go to a store park as far away as possible.Don’t drive to the gym to walk on the treadmill. If you live within 1 mile of a gym, any gym, join that one and walk to it.Here are a few easy ways to make fitness and health an everyday resolution and how to stick with it. Start making health a priority every day, not when the calendar deems it appropriate. I can only imagine that it is a thinly veiled excuse to get their Twitter followers to think they actually care about something other than Doctor Who reruns and Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. I often wonder why people feel they need a new year to start getting healthy. There will be a line of people waiting for that treadmill so they can walk on it at a brisk 2.5 pace. Want to do more than 30 minutes of cardio? Forget about it. You can’t get on a machine to save your life because some schmuck is parked on the pec deck updating their Facebook status to say they’re at the gym. The gym I frequent is already extremely busy but from January 1st to about March 1st it’s absolutely insane. However, as a person who prioritizes fitness everyday of my life its super annoying when the resolutioners invade the gym. As a former unfitty, I think that is wonderful. The time of year that unfit people resolve to get fit. ![]()
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